Celebrate one of Chicago’s most ridiculous traditions with the Dibs Chair toy. Do the shoveling, but let the classic folding chair claim the spotlight in the battle for a parking spot. This inaction figure folds up for easy storage and is sure to delight (or infuriate!) Chicagoans on both sides of the dibs debate.

• Turn it into a holiday tree ornament with the included hook.
• Remove the hanger for year-round use, like saving a seat at the bar.
• A fun addition to any nativity scene.
• Less confrontational than real dibs.
• Recyclable when the joke gets old.
• Add a touch of class with the included stickers.
• Buy a couple two-tree for youse and your friends.